What the S*%t!

At the beginning  of every year, millions of us middle aged women make unrealistic goals.  99% of us bitches give up within the first two weeks.

Today is February 27th and I have kept all my goals going but one.. the swearing. Fuck it, I like swearing. I mean, swearing is fun, right? It makes a conversation so much more "colorful" Sure I sound like a dirty drunk sailor but I don't really give two shits. :)