Churro.. I love you. Let me count the ways.

Sharing an awesome blog.. Disney of course!

Churro [n.]  /’CHooro/
A Spanish sweet snack consisting of a strip of fried dough dusted with sugar or cinnamon.

How do we love thee, Churro? Let us count the ways. You are crunchy yet soft, sweet with a gentle hint of spice. You are warm. You are portable. We eat you while waiting in line, and you make that line an experience. You are easy to share, yes. But we want you all to ourselves. What would a trip to Disneyland be without you? Madness. It would be madness. So, humble piece of dough, today we celebrate you. You deserve it, friend.

Uses for Churros you may not have considered, but we highly recommend:

1. Use your Churro at the Frontierland Shootin’ Exposition. Everyone wins.

2. Use your Churro as a lightsaber.

3. Pull the sword out of the stone with your Churro.

4. Jenga anyone?

5. Churros make excellent poohsticks.

6. And top notch magic wands.

7. Should you find yourself in an impromptu duel, consider a Churro as your sword.

In conclusion, Churro, without you Disneyland might be a little less happy. We salute you.

What the F%^$!

How one can flush the toilet and not realize the seat cover is still sitting there is beyond me. Lazy much... and really gross for the next person. I already trip out about the germs in public restrooms so this was not a good find for me. Just sayin...

Why are women's bathrooms so gross? You'd think the men's room would be the problem but NOOO... 

Also wash your hands after use. it's fucking gross!

My Obsession...

I have a "small" ok... LARGE obsession with Disneyland. Specifically Mickey Mouse. You see he is as I like to refer to him as "my boyfriend".

tenant walks into my office... "Whoa!"

me: Whoa what?

tenant: Umm, do you have a problem?

me: Not sure what you are referring too?

tenant: It's like walking into mickey paradise in here? How much crap do you have in here anyway?

me: Well... you see it all started at an early age...

Oh and just a heads up...*snicker* get it "heads up" . A friend sent this to me today! Ahhhh haaaaa

Dur!

If Only...

Right!? lol

What the S*%t!

At the beginning  of every year, millions of us middle aged women make unrealistic goals.  99% of us bitches give up within the first two weeks.

Today is February 27th and I have kept all my goals going but one.. the swearing. Fuck it, I like swearing. I mean, swearing is fun, right? It makes a conversation so much more "colorful" Sure I sound like a dirty drunk sailor but I don't really give two shits. :)

Beginnings

What the...how is my day not getting any better.

I've spilled my coffee now 3 god dang times... all over my desk.